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Elaborate.

My kid is sucking the life out of me with all of these responsibilities all at once.

If I tell Sally I'm going back to the Food Lion she's going to want to know why....

Jesus Frickn Chrst Waco. Seriously.

My kid is sucking the life out of me with all of these responsibilities all at once.

And she will come back more liberal than I am.

And she will come back more liberal than I am.

My daughter is writing a 10 point essay why she would never apply to Harvard.

Mark your comment on America losing it's perfect credit rating for the first time ever is INCORRECT.
  Happened in 2011 under... OBAMA.... Also... MOODY'S warned the Biden administration in November of 2023 that this could happen...
  BE A MAN ADMIT YOUR ERROR! 😃😆🤪🤣

My daughter is writing a 10 point essay why she would never apply to Harvard.

My granddaughter is still on the fence about going to Harvard. She has gone up to look at the campus. I hope she come to her senses and attends a different college.

I got a cool Harvard Law - just kidding t-shirt out of the visit anyway.

Seriously. My ambition in life (loosely defined) was to find the sweet spot of putting the least amount of effort into life but still live indoors.