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Blizzard's coming for real this time. I'm rolling the dice and saying we'll slide through this without me having to clear snow. We'll be able to drive through whatever falls.

Wow I just found out a friend of mine has been mad at me for nine months. Apparently he has not spoken to me.. I did not notice because I don’t give a crap about stuff like that…. I figured he just didn’t have anything to say…. But his wife finally told me he’s mad because I said something bad about Joe Biden…. I’ve said plenty of bad things about Donald Trump but none of my conservative friends has nutted up about it… liberals are so delicate….

I just assume everyone's always mad at me.

Saves time.

I'm thinking about buying like a kids' swimming pool and setting it up in my basement. I didn't foresee these two goldfish getting to be a foot long.

they’ll grow as long as you feed them.

I feel as those I have a moral obligation to give them the best possible home for as long as they live considering I chose to take responsibility for their well being at that pet store where those two lazy, poorly socialized, futureless teenagers were neglecting them. They can live 10 - 15 years.

they don’t have a lot of stress.

we call them pom-poms…. Because we are classy people…..

Geraniums are not geraniums. They are something else. We just call them geraniums.

Jesus Christ. Why are we even allowing these filthy beasts into our country? They clearly do not belong among us. They are amoral, devil-worshipping fiends. The end result of importing this trash will be the rape and murder of decent folk.



"(WXYZ) — After months of debate, the city council has voted to allow the practice of animal sacrifice, for religious purposes, in Hamtramck.

The decision ultimately came down to a more than 30-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that says cities cannot infringe on religious freedom under the first amendment.

The act of animal sacrifice is often practiced among Muslims during Eid.

“Our city is dirty enough. We don't want to make it more dirty,” a Hamtramck resident said during a city hall meeting.

“Really ridiculous catastrophic resolution,” another one said. "If it’s not passed then we are ready to take it to courts for religious rights because it is constitution."

There was a crowd outside of the city council chambers of people watching the decision and filling out cards to speak.

“It's not safe or sane or humane because basement kitchens and backyards are not suitable places for live animal slaughter,” one resident said.

Many people, including Muslim residents, were against it citing sanitary concerns if the animals are sacrificed in a home and not in a sterile environment, especially in the tight neighborhoods of Hamtramck.

The ordinance that was passed Tuesday night says religious sacrificing of animals can be done as long as it is done legally and humanely.

"I think it’s the best compromise. We don't want to restrict religious freedoms and we don't want to keep it random without regulations," Hamtramck Mayor Amer Ghalib said.

Many Muslims pay a butcher to perform the religious sacrifice but for some families, it's just not practical.

“A lot of families will typically do it in the confines of their property like in their backyard or their garage and dispose of the animal accordingly," Director of Safe Spaces at Cair Michigan Nour Ali said.

According to the ordinance, "any person wishing to conduct an animal sacrifice for religious purposes must notify the city by reporting such intention to the clerk’s office at least one week prior to the date of animal sacrifice."

The hubby renewed our Costco membership. I haven’t been there in about 4 years. I couldn’t remember why. We went today and forgot the Black Friday deals are on. I bought one item (TP) and left. It was a fcking zoo gone wild. I just cannot handle crowds anymore. I was afraid I was going to throat punch strangers. I come from a fairly large city. I always loved the anonymity of it. Now I just want to be left alone. And to top it off some bitch refused to unblock the aisle with her cart. I asked nicely and she ignored me. I rammed her cart with mine to get through. That was uncalled for I know but enough is enough. Unfortunately for me I told the hubby they have entire lamb legs in the frozen dept. Now he is looking to see if he can get a meat saw at Amazon. I said ok but iI refuse to go back until New Year is done.