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« Reply #70575 on: December 12, 2025, 11:55:06 am »
My wife is thrilled her Poinsettias bloomed again. I don't know what it is about that pant.
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« Reply #70576 on: December 12, 2025, 11:58:30 am »
Some motherfucker scammed $76 out of my bank. The bank account said that Roku had taken  $76 out rather for Fox fucking news…. Hell I’ve got a fucking news app for free…. I sure as hell wouldn’t pay for that…. I’ve checked with Roku. They don’t know what I’m talking about….. the bank said it’s just a scam. They use Roku’s name on it…. Had to go to the fucking bank this motherfucking morning and get a new debit card…. Now, all the things that come out every month on the old debit card have to be done over again…. Plus I had to sign some paperwork with the fucking bank in order to get my 76 fucking dollars back…. Then the motherfucker At the bank copped an attitude on me…. That motherfucker…..

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« Reply #70577 on: December 12, 2025, 11:58:45 am »
I thought you had died. Then I thought I had died.. then I woke up….

Still here. Looking forward to this holiday to be over with.

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« Reply #70578 on: December 12, 2025, 12:00:47 pm »
Some motherfucker scammed $76 out of my bank. The bank account said that Roku had taken  $76 out rather for Fox fucking news…. Hell I’ve got a fucking news app for free…. I sure as hell wouldn’t pay for that…. I’ve checked with Roku. They don’t know what I’m talking about….. the bank said it’s just a scam. They use Roku’s name on it…. Had to go to the fucking bank this motherfucking morning and get a new debit card…. Now, all the things that come out every month on the old debit card have to be done over again…. Plus I had to sign some paperwork with the fucking bank in order to get my 76 fucking dollars back…. Then the motherfucker At the bank copped an attitude on me…. That motherfucker…..

You catch more flies with honey.  :D

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« Reply #70579 on: December 12, 2025, 12:22:42 pm »
You catch more flies with honey.  :D
I feel like taking a jar of honey and shoving it up somebody’s ass…

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« Reply #70580 on: December 12, 2025, 12:24:36 pm »
All the ligaments got torn  out of my right hand and it hurt hurts like a son of a bitch…. It’s in a brace now can’t use it for anything….. It’s my damn right hand too…. They were going to do surgery on it in fuse the bones, but I screwed up and got a stent put in my heart and since I’m on Plavix, which is a big-time blood thinner I can’t have surgery till April. Those motherfuckers…. All I can do is lay around in horrible pain now….

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« Reply #70581 on: December 12, 2025, 12:26:45 pm »
I’ve got an insanely high tolerance for pain, but this is ridiculous man…. My neck, my back, my hands, my shoulders, my elbow…. There’s no way out…. I’m trapped in a disintegrating body…. Speeding towards the unrelenting precipice of horrible death….

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« Reply #70582 on: December 12, 2025, 12:52:36 pm »
I have a really low tolerance for winter. We're so fck'd.  At the age I am, I kind of resent the limited time I have left being squandered in such a ghastly fashion. What are we supposed to do with ourselves when it's zero out?  So an early winter and late spring will not only screw us out of hundreds of dollars (literally) in added energy costs but it also robs us of are most valuable asset - viable days alive on Earth. 

It'd be weird if like a trillion years from now after the universe contracts into a single point in a black hole and then re-emerges in a subsequent 'Big Bang' we all are assembled out of particles of star dust again and live our lives again as the same people with no memory of our previous life cycles. Christ. After that bizarre thought, I better go smoke some weed. I think I'm getting the DT's.
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« Reply #70583 on: December 12, 2025, 03:10:26 pm »
At least I can take solace in knowing that I did clean about 1/3 of the eaves troughs - not the part that matters, the easy part. So ice dams won't be a problem except directly over our living quarters.
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« Reply #70584 on: December 12, 2025, 04:43:33 pm »
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Interesting. UofM's diverse coach Sherrone Moore was making 6 million bucks a year, married to a white woman, stalking a different white woman....and within hours, he ends up fired and in jail.




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Interesting. UofM's diverse coach Sherrone Moore was making 6 million bucks a year, married to a white woman, stalking a different white woman....and within hours, he ends up fired and in jail.




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. The big head has to control the little head….. but looking at that girl I can see why he did it. Holy moly…. Men have gone to hell for less….

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« Reply #70586 on: December 12, 2025, 05:28:57 pm »
At least I can take solace in knowing that I did clean about 1/3 of the eaves troughs - not the part that matters, the easy part. So ice dams won't be a problem except directly over our living quarters.
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« Reply #70587 on: December 12, 2025, 05:29:19 pm »
. The big head has to control the little head….. but looking at that girl I can see why he did it. Holy moly…. Men have gone to hell for less….
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« Reply #70588 on: December 12, 2025, 05:42:04 pm »
This is what I'm getting for Christmas:

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I **HEART** kerosene.

"Turn off the engine before refueling"

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« Reply #70589 on: December 12, 2025, 06:29:29 pm »
" December 12th is Poinsettia Day. The date marks the death of Joel Roberts Poinsett, an American botanist, physician and Minister to Mexico who in 1828 sent cuttings of the plant he'd discovered in Southern Mexico to his home in Charleston, South Carolina. Botanically, the plant is known as Euphorbia PulcherrimaPoinsettia

In July of 2002, the House of Representatives created Poinsettia Day, passing a Resolution to honor Paul Ecke Jr. who is considered the father of the poinsettia industry. It was Paul Ecke's discovery of a technique which causes seedlings to branch that allowed the Poinsettia industry to flourish. It may come as a surprise to hear that every year, Poinsettias contribute upwards of $250,000,000 to the U.S. economy-at the wholesale level! Poinsettias are the best selling potted plant in the U.S. and Canada. The Ecke's technique remained a secret until the 1990s when a university researcher discovered and published the formula. Both Paul Ecke Sr. and Paul Ecke Jr. worked tirelessly to promote the plant and its association with Christmas."


Poinsettias, pumpkins and Christmas trees represent an enormous amount of wasted vegetable matter that could be used to feed the starving.
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