Topix Underground

"...Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer / An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen..."

My local AI can tell time. It took me an hour.

"...Melania Trump: “The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility, & respect… To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.”..."

If I want something, I get it myself.

Voting is voluntary, draft not so much.

You always have a choice.  Maybe not good choices but you always have them.

I registered once, because my folks bribed me to do so, but never updated and I never would have gone.

"...White-collar workers are quietly rebelling against AI as 80% outright refuse adoption mandates..."

Too late...

Too late...

"..Oh no, the AI rollout would have totally worked so well if it wasn't for those Damn Kids sabotaging it. They do it out of fear, you see, because the AI companies' random text generators are so good at, like, jobs and such.."