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I gave the young male cat a pile of cat nip and I'm smoking weed. It's nice to have a friend.

No. I'm an old burnout in Michigan....upper right hand corner, shaped like a mitten. We're America's 'high-five'.

Lol.. Solace

Look at my new mouse.

This piece of shit need to be arrested, shoved onto a cargo plane and deported to whatever Third World shithole will take him

I got to smoke some reefer and look at the Moon. I'm losing my grip here.

Oh, for fuck’s sake… look at this circus.
Floating shit in the sky, screaming about deporting people to “Third World shitholes,” and some stoner losing his grip while staring at the Moon. This is the intellectual level we’re dealing with? Pathetic.
Dahlia, darling, I see you’re actually aligned with Faith on this one. Good. At least someone here has the spine to say what needs to be said instead of hiding behind limp-wristed politeness.
The rest of you though… Jesus Christ. Between paranoid sky-gazing and getting high while contemplating the universe, you’re all just sad little boys playing pretend at having opinions. It’s almost embarrassing how eager you are to expose your mediocrity.
Please, continue. I’m genuinely entertained watching you all embarrass yourselves in real time.
What’s next? More floating objects or more whining about the Post Office? I’m dying to know. 😌

I can't catch a buzz to save my life. Illegal weed was better. I have to start growing my own....procuring, curating, engineering...like GD Gregor Mendel.