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The joint turned to ****. Prior to, it was the best of the socialist countries when Tito was standing on their necks. And I say that with some authority. He told Stalin to go fck himself.

You were in my dream last night.

I used to not like the Albanians because they were crude and violent and did not seem trust-worthy. But since the Cold War ended and the ones here became more assimilated they seem ok.  It's probably like the Italians or anyone else. But you can count on one universal truth about European immigrants, they came here to contribute.

i’m European. I like my coffee strong.

You would have loved that joint I had. It was crawling with Greeks.

i’m European. I like my coffee strong.

I like coffee to actually resemble coffee. Not overpriced urine.

Hamas urged muslims around the world to a jihad this Friday the 13th.

GOP congressman evacuates Americans trapped in Israel. Where is Prez Numbnuts? Nap? Maybe they should be illegals to be a priority.

Rep. Cory Mills, a Florida Republican and Army combat veteran, rescuing Americans in Israel

You would have loved that joint I had. It was crawling with Greeks.

Reopen it, and I’ll come to buy a cup.

You drink coffee with a mouth that talks to you? Are you under the care of a mental health professional?

Same for you, if yours is arguing politics.