That same P drove an old VW bug, looked like the type car a student would drive. One day he parked it in the pedestrian alley between the new gym and the old building for some reason. So we picked up the back end and rolled it in front of the door to the main building, then called the local tow company.
A short time after it was towed away he called the police thinking it had been stolen. LOL
You would have had fun at my high school. Most of the religion teachers were coke heads. My math teacher ODd on heroin graduation year and was taken away by ambulance. Never saw him again. Most of the other male teachers were stressed out to the point of violence and regularly physically attacked male students ( they never touched the females but would give our detention and demerits. It was fckn crazy.