A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day,
when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a bit, he turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I’ll give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" she says again, walking even faster.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her one more time and says,
"Alright kid, last offer! I’ll give you 20 bucks and a big bag of candy if you just hop on the back and we go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops, turns toward him, and yells…
"Look, Dad! You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley...
YOU ride it!!"
