Topix Underground

Sorry Mark I will have to sleep before this question is answered:

"..A Canadian lady wearing a toque was in Australia when an Aussie approached her and asked where she was from.

"Saskatoon, Saskatchewan"

"Oh, okay" he said and returned to his friend. 

The friend asked, "So, where's she from mate?"

"Donno, she doesn't speak English."

Ba dum tss
...

Crickets

...

Sorry, I'll see myself out.."

"...Elon Musk Is Now Seizing Other People’s Twitter Accounts To Promote Donald Trump


How quickly do you think we’d be having Congressional hearings about “election interference” if Mark Zuckerberg so much as posted a “Harris/Walz” lawn sign in front of his house? Yet, Elon Musk is now directly tweaking the site he owns to push his favored political candidate, even seizing people’s accounts to promote Trump..."

"...Elon Musk Is Now Seizing Other People’s Twitter Accounts To Promote Donald Trump


How quickly do you think we’d be having Congressional hearings about “election interference” if Mark Zuckerberg so much as posted a “Harris/Walz” lawn sign in front of his house? Yet, Elon Musk is now directly tweaking the site he owns to push his favored political candidate, even seizing people’s accounts to promote Trump..."

What does your skank think? Oh wait…it doesn’t.

"..Catherynne M. Valente

My 6 year old came home from school this week & sat down to a snack

He was quiet for a minute, then said in an *incredibly* horrified & embarrassed tone:

“Mama…did you know people…um…people used to think people like you & me should…have more stuff because…*whisper*…because we have light skin?”

He could not get his head around it. I said that’s true but it was very, very wrong & everyone is equal. But we have work hard to make sure it’s never like that again

Hey. MAGA. 1st grade s-hit, my guys.."