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I hate funerals.

Catholic funerals are the worst. You get sucked in. I stopped going.

BYOBox.  One word: Pallets.

Catholic funerals are the worst. You get sucked in. I stopped going.

In Bulgaria they cook lamb on funerals. I could never eat. In my mind was like we are eating the dead person.

Can you pull back the bow? I have 2 hand made bows, one from osage orange and the other one from white ash tree. They are pretty powerful.

Sure. I’m fit.

In Bulgaria they cook lamb on funerals. I could never eat. In my mind was like we are eating the dead person.

Me and my brothers would go to a bar before and after to take the sting out of the crippling tedium.

I’ll dig my own grave. I don’t give a shit. That will be my last spiteful act…not paying for my exit after paying all my life.

You still gotta pay a lot rent.

This cat is chewing on lamp cords. I should let him learn his lesson.

That would be something. Who’s gonna doo it for you? My son wants to be cremated and eaten in a sandwich, but who’s gonna do it for him?

Actually, I could just go out in the meadow and lay down and die….I’d be gone by morning….The meadow spirits attend to such matters under the cover of darkness. My wife and kid could listen to the cheerful singing from the window. That would be my first choice.