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New Year is a bullshit, waste-of-time holiday. It's a hassle after dealing with the Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas metroplex. It's just too many Sundays-like-days-with-shitty-weather in a row.

Learn to love it.

New Years Eve is one of my favorite holidays.

It's 9 degrees

My plan was to totally disregard the needs of my family and buy a very expensive telescope that can only be used to view the Sun. That I was denied that is grossly unfair to me. I resent having these adult responsibilities that do not benefit me directly and immediately. I am outside the gates of paradise.

That old SOB in Iran is done. There is no going back now.

Jesus. It's Thursday. We aren't even close to being back to normal.

New Years Eve is one of my favorite holidays.

Best one ever was in Tokyo, 1967.

I’m starting off the new year pain-free and I have successfully detox from pain meds. Might be a decent year.

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Good News! George and Amal Clooney, two of the worst political prognosticators of all time, have officially become citizens of France which is, sadly, in the midst of a major crime problem because of their absolutely horrendous handling of immigration, much like we had under Sleepy Joe Biden. Remember when Clooney, after the now infamous debate, dumped Joe during a fundraiser, only to go onto the side of another stellar candidate, Jamala(K!), who is now fighting it out with the worst governor in the Country, including Tim Waltz, Gavin Newscum, for who is going to lead the Democrats to their future defeat. Clooney got more publicity for politics than he did for his very few, and totally mediocre, movies. He wasn’t a movie star at all, he was just an average guy who complained, constantly, about common sense in politics. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!



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