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When we were kids, the Catholics had Sicilian funeral homes or Belgian funeral homes. We went to the Belgians because they were way classier. Plus the Sicilians used to bury extra bodies in the coffins.  But then my niece married one of the Sicilians and we had to switch.  One of my aunts went into the Belgian funeral home one night and started pulling my 17-year-old cousin that died of leukemia out of the box but the Belgians woke up and stopped her.  That's the kind of hysterical shit that went on among the older members of my family.  They were like Old World weird. They probably believed in Vampires too.