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Nice fantasy but the real world does not work like that.  Ask your lawyer.

I've had a dozen lawyers and at least as many arrests. And I'll tell you this, I almost universally got off with less than I deserved. I understand full well that on those occasions that I wilfully broke the law, either for fun or profit, there were potential consequences. Nobody ever forced me to misbehave. And on the occasions when the police beat my ass, I especially deserved it.