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If I win the lottery, I swear to fck I'm buying one of those $3500 mini excavators with the ten horse Briggs and Straton of Wuhan Ltd. motors  and digging a pond for my beloved over-sized goldfish.

HEY MAN... One of the farmers here bought one of those things and he kicks ass with it! Plus you are definitely going to need a pond for those big goldfish... You could even get some of those Japanese giant goldfish...