Topix Underground

I'm sure these humps aren't allowed to use rifles.  All that screwing around for one of those mangy deer like it's the second coming of Christ. First off, I'd never in my life eat frozen meat. I don't know what else you do with those things. The whole matter of hunting is a pain in my ass because I actually do and have owned the land that every hillbilly in an orange hat and his brother think they have a right to utilize as their own private safari land. It was worse when I owned the cornfield next door but now they ring my doorbell at 6 in the morning to ask me if they can chase a bloody deer onto my property. My thought is....you already parked in my driveway, motherfucker, why ring my doorbell on top of it?
I wouldn't eat that shit if you put a gun to my head.