I already got my birthday gifts, an apple iPad and a university of Houston hat.
I pray for shit like when I can't find something and it works. I also say sketchy generalized prayers so as not to introduce my self-seeking motives. Therefore more like "let thy will be done" or "let me become the person you intended me to be" rather than a laundry list of things I think God (if he exists) should do for me. And in that way my life has turned out exponentially better than if I got my way but still, for me the path of sin and greed seems appealing. I'm pretty Sure I got the A.D.D. or whatever it's called. I have trouble concentrating.