Topix Underground

It's hard for me to judge the weed I'm buying legally today from my perspective as like an authentic 1970's pothead. It's so cheap and I don't have any clue what any of their bullshit names or percentages mean. I'm just trying to hit a sweet spot for just enough money so it's nothing my wife cares about. That way it's like I can rely on her better judgement to compensate for my lack of. It all looks shitty to me this time of year because it's dried out and brown. Maybe I'm buying the shit that has hit it's shelf life or something. They must regulate that, like the health department or agriculture.