Topix Underground

I have yet to buy any legal weed, not directly anyway.

Trust me. I have been smoking weed for decades. It has never in my life been this easy to get, this cheap. I keep expecting to get arrested. It's unavoidable here. The stores are everywhere, there's huge light-up Vegas-style billboards on the highway. They email us, stick flyers in our mailboxes. They deliver. There's like these beautiful little weed mall with beautiful, friendly hippy chicks, music, free food... It's so surreal it's like being in a science fiction movie. It's hilarious.
Also, It's brilliant. This is like opium, bread and circuses. I'm onboard.