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Check out this clueless whiner.






"..Reminds me of this Seinfeld episode:

Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

Kramer: Definitely.

Jerry: You're kidding!

Kramer: No, no. I would turn you in.

Jerry: You would turn me in?

Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it.

Jerry: I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!

Kramer: Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?

Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason!

Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

Jerry: But you know me!

Cosmo Kramer: I thought I did!.."