I have to cut 5 big pieces of tile, load them in the car and drive 20 minutes to the job site. Right about then, the gummies will be kicking in. I need to mix about like 2 gallons worth of mortar, stick them to the wall, clean-up and return home to start my Memorial Day weekend!
That’s about as close to having a job as I’m going to get.
FUCK! NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS MEMORIAL DAY!!