Topix Underground

It's happening. This is the view out my dope-smoking window. As you can see, my vista is being tarnished by a trashy McMansion under construction. It's a war crime. I'm part of this too. I have made my money collaborating with the architects of this holocaust. I'm like a low-level SS storm trooper with a Jewish wife....or something like that. It's a moral quandary.