I used to like taking all the 20's out of the register and running across the street to this kind of trying-to-be upscale restaurant with a killer bar. I used to tip the **** out of everyone with the money I was stealing from myself, because why not? I stole it. I would drink 'greyhounds' which are vodka and yellow grapefruit juice. I figured that was healthy.
Sally says... Put salt on the rim and it's a Salty Dog.