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I deal with my "problem" by eliminating as much stress from my life as possible.

Right on. It's the key to life.

If I was 5 years younger, I’d be “on the spectrum” but they didn’t have that then. If I was 5 years older, I would have got drafted. Thank Christ I missed that.  When I was 18 there was like Grenada, Panama….they weren’t exactly hard up for manpower.

I would have gone to Grenada for the afternoon.

Those are the best.
Tomorrow I’m making fried cabbage with egg noodles, bacon, and kielbasa.

My wife just made that last week.

I saw a gorilla squeeze a tire like a stuffed toy.

They're pretty strong.

So I was telling my wife I should re-do our bathroom while I still have the juice. Make it a walk in shower. They actually make a molded base for exactly that purpose. I did a bathroom once and I tiled the floor for the shower in my garage and transported it to the job site, installed it and grouted it. It makes it easy and it doesn't leak.

So I was telling my wife I should re-do our bathroom while I still have the juice. Make it a walk in shower. They actually make a molded base for exactly that purpose. I did a bathroom once and I tiled the floor for the shower in my garage and transported it to the job site, installed it and grouted it. It makes it easy and it doesn't leak.

While you’re at it, put handles by the toilet.

Jesus Christ. How much more depraved can people get?

"For families in Mexico searching for missing loved ones, the grim discovery of what is being called an "extermination" site with human remains and ovens, could be their worst fears some true.

Mexican authorities are now investigating the site in the western state of Jalisco, first found last week by a group of volunteers that was believed, by the volunteers, to have been used by one of the area's cartels known as the New Generation Jalisco Cartel.

Inside its iron gates were an increasing number of horrors, including cremation ovens, bone fragments, hundreds of pairs of shoes, clothing and even children’s toys. ..."