Topix Underground

"...Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses..."

This is Lolly. She's an English bulldog. She's half witted. She's fascinated by me because she's never been around men. And everybody knows what a real man I am. She's sweet and only nine months old. She cost three thousand dollars but her owner can't take care of her anymore. She has the IQ of Joe Biden.

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This is Lolly. She's an English bulldog. She's half witted. She's fascinated by me because she's never been around men. And everybody knows what a real man I am. She's sweet and only nine months old. She cost three thousand dollars but her owner can't take care of her anymore. She has the IQ of Joe Biden.

Be careful. I read that negroes steal those dogs and then sell them on Craigslist. Nothing is sacred.

So the Catholics have selected their new communist Pope. This end times Pope is predicted.

At least he’s white. You know what would help the credibility of the Catholics?
Chicks. WTF? Celibacy?  Weirdos like that are the last people on Earth I would seek guidance from.

"...Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses..."

Thank our Lord Jesus I never had enough shit together to get a car with all the fancy electronics. I don’t even want power windows. Just more shit to break.

AMAZINGLY the power windows still work on the 25 year old Ranger.

You sound like a man that thinks he’s too good for duct tape auto repair.

Oh yes.the reefer is like medicine. Now I can start avoiding adult responsibilities with my head held high. Maybe I’ll weed whack. Doing the weed whacking here is like playing golf without a bunch of posturing old barfmats driving around in little cars wearing stupid clothes thinking they’re hot shit because they consider their stupid, pointless little game to be a sport. I will never golf. I’d buy a revolver and one bullet if it ever came to that. And I drive a Gator, so it’s a little more toxically masculine than those electric golf carts. Also, I have a machete and first aid kit on it. You know, in case a border war breaks out in my backyard. I’ll be there like a mercenary in the Rhodesian army.