Topix Underground

I don't know why this creature is out during the day unless she has kits nearby; in which case, I will be obligated to feed her.  She's a subject of the realm. As the benevolent monarch, it's my duty.

(Attachment Link)

They go out in the daytime for various reasons but mostly for food and reconnaissance.

"The daughter of Canadian PM Mark Carney, Cleo, is among the international students that may be BARRED from attending Harvard this Fall under President Trump's new policies - NYP "

Is that Ben & Jerry? I always confuse them with Tom & Jerry.

Ben & Jerry is some West Coast hippy shit I think.  31Flavors had these stores that were really clean and you ordered ice cream cones. When we were little kids until we were teenagers we all played baseball in summer "little league".  It was awesome. We had uniforms, hats, the whole bit. After the games the coaches or the parents would buy everyone ice cream. That was some idyllic Midwestern Americana.

I should probably make up a name for the raccoon if she's going to be hanging around.

you should probably get ready for a rabies shot.

That's common knowledge. It's the inbreeding what done it.

Be sure and mention that to them. Let me know what they say.

AI is telling me how to grow the most potent weed on EARTH. I had to tell it I was moving to Colorado first though. It did not want me to violate the law in North Carolina which as everyone knows is a fascist state.

The raccoon knocks shit over in the garage. The cats are victims here because I have to shut the garage during the day when the chickens are out and now I have to shut it at night. This is disrupting Gus's way of life.

Get rid of that coon before the others all get rabies and die.

Get rid of that coon before the others all get rabies and die.

You can't get rid of them. It's a fact of life that you just have to accept. Raccoons are everywhere.