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« Reply #70155 on: November 25, 2025, 05:22:13 pm »
OMG! Are you making fun of me because of all my chronic health problems?  That’s terrible!  Now I’m worried about being homeless again.😳😭😱🤪😛
Actually, I don’t worry much about anything. I’m pretty glad just to wake up. 👍
All things considered, it seems like America should have a better healthcare arrangement
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« Reply #70156 on: November 25, 2025, 05:23:08 pm »
It’s supernaturally foggy here. Blizzard’s-a-coming.
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« Reply #70157 on: November 25, 2025, 05:24:27 pm »
All things considered, it seems like America should have a better healthcare arrangement
We do it’s called death.

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« Reply #70158 on: November 25, 2025, 05:29:20 pm »
We do it’s called death.
That is literally my retirement plan - dying first. Like going to the bathroom at a expensive restaurant right before they bring out the check and jumping out the window.
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« Reply #70159 on: November 25, 2025, 05:29:54 pm »
….I’ve given so much of myself already….
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« Reply #70160 on: November 25, 2025, 05:30:43 pm »
….I’ve given so much of myself already….
yeah you’re a paragon of self sacrifice.

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« Reply #70161 on: November 25, 2025, 05:32:28 pm »
A Viking’s send off on Lake Huron is all I ask. Which reminds me to ask for a bow, arrows, stereo and gauze for Christmas, which is one month away.
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« Reply #70162 on: November 25, 2025, 05:35:48 pm »
A Viking’s send off on Lake Huron is all I ask. Which reminds me to ask for a bow, arrows, stereo and gauze for Christmas, which is one month away.
this isn’t India dude. Best you  could help for is a regular old cremation. This guy I know who works at the funeral home says that every time there’s a cremation, they go down there and laugh at people’s naked bodies before they burn them.

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« Reply #70163 on: November 25, 2025, 05:39:10 pm »
this isn’t India dude. Best you  could help for is a regular old cremation. This guy I know who works at the funeral home says that every time there’s a cremation, they go down there and laugh at people’s naked bodies before they burn them.
There's actually a crematorium down near the city. I think I read the no-frills 'Dresden' package is $900 - they have a coffee can ready for pick-up the next day.
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« Reply #70164 on: November 25, 2025, 05:39:10 pm »
It’s supernaturally foggy here. Blizzard’s-a-coming.
Shame on your mouth!

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« Reply #70165 on: November 25, 2025, 05:40:02 pm »
Shame on your mouth!
It won't apply to you southerners...sorry... I meant 'Y'all'.
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« Reply #70166 on: November 25, 2025, 05:41:03 pm »
this isn’t India dude. Best you  could help for is a regular old cremation. This guy I know who works at the funeral home says that every time there’s a cremation, they go down there and laugh at people’s naked bodies before they burn them.
One last rip-off before you cross-over to the great-beyond.
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« Reply #70167 on: November 25, 2025, 05:42:05 pm »
this isn’t India dude. Best you  could help for is a regular old cremation. This guy I know who works at the funeral home says that every time there’s a cremation, they go down there and laugh at people’s naked bodies before they burn them.
You probably remember that show One Step Beyond with John Newland. That was kind of a poor-man's Zone.
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« Reply #70168 on: November 25, 2025, 05:42:44 pm »
My great niece works for a company that goes and picks up dead bodies when people die. I’m not talking about the situations when somebody they expect to die passes away, and the funeral home comes and picks them up. No this is when people pass away unexpectedly or when they passed away and aren’t found for a couple of weeks. Her and her crew pick these bodies up and clean the place up a bit after the coroner leaves. She says some of them melt into the bed or the couch. It gets pretty messy. After they pick them up, they throw them out a zipper bag and take them to the morgue. Then, after that, the funeral home will pick them up at the morgue what’s left of them anyway. She said one guy had hung himself and the body had rotted so bad that the head fell off with the rope, still tied around the neck.

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« Reply #70169 on: November 25, 2025, 05:42:52 pm »
Outer Limits.
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