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"A Nebraska man died after getting pinned between his vehicle and the McDonald’s drive-thru window in what police called a “freak accident.”

The victim, identified by authorities as 69-year-old Michael Dickinson, was found trapped between his car and the payment window at a McDonald’s restaurant in Grand Island, Nebraska, about 24 miles southwest of Lincoln, just before 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, KSNB reported.

The man was taken to a nearby emergency room, where he was pronounced dead.

Grand Island Police Division Chief Dean Elliott told the news station the incident was “100 percent a freak accident.”

“It appears the deceased opened the door to further reach out the window for payment purposes,” Elliott said. “We’re not sure if the vehicle lurched forward or what happened, but he got pinched between the door frame and the drive-thru window counter.”

I'm still sitting on all that weed, I haven't smoked in a week so my tolerance is that of a schoolboy; and here I sit with some type of upper respiratory distress that prevents me from acknowledging the gifts God has bestowed upon us.  I could use some Christmas magic..

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