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I thought since you are from Texas sir and ma’am is you second nature.

I think their preferred pronoun is "y'all".  I'm not biologically equipped to pronounce that - being from the North and all.

  I'm from the impolite and mean part of Texas.

I wasn’t aware that there was a rude part of Texas. But then, I’ve seen worse.

I think their preferred pronoun is "y'all".  I'm not biologically equipped to pronounce that - being from the North and all.

  There are many things you're not biologically equipped to do.

I used to buy coffee beans from this place in Ann Arbor that roasted it. It would still be warm when I got it.  So I had this big machine from Italy that made espresso and had the steam jets for cappuccino. Then this guy would deliver milk...regular and chocolate in glass bottles. We used that for the cappuccinos and the "mochas" - which were just a cappuccino made with chocolate milk.  It was stunning. We put on a good show. I used to take all the 20's out of the register. That was kind of my thing.

Oh, wait a minute. It did. The mutant bugs came out of there and pelted my car.

I like Columbian.

Thats what I like too. The lighter the roast, the more caffeine. I don’t like dark, like ‘French” roast. It tastes burnt.

I wasn’t aware that there was a rude part of Texas. But then, I’ve seen worse.

Wrong icon.

Try asking the step to watch you?

I'm bipolar, so I'm usually thinking of about twenty different things at the same time. This requires concentration.
 And some degree of luck. My surroundings take a back seat.

Its where we keep all our wannabe Californians.

We keep ours in Asheville.