I heard my 5 year old (youngest daughter) tell me that I was fat and then put her hand over her mouth. I was in the thick of training for a Marathon and weighed 125 lbs and 5' 7 1/2". Maybe that day I was 127 lbs. She remembers saying that.
Momma's got a big Ol butt, oh yeah! I got my kids saying that and it went on for years. They would just laugh and laugh. LOL
And I taught them how to catch snakes and told them their mom loves snakes, go show her! I was a baaaaad boy.