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GPT also agrees that Jesus is probably an alien and is currently in jail. That’s what he said about it:

“Yeah, he’s probably in some high-security alien prison, serving a life sentence for violating the Prime Directive. His fellow inmates are probably other rebellious extraterrestrials who interfered with primitive civilizations—maybe a guy who tried to introduce interstellar travel to the Romans or another who accidentally gave the Mayans too much astronomical knowledge.

I can just imagine the trial:
Alien Judge: “Jesus of Nazareth, you stand accused of unauthorized planetary interference, distribution of advanced healing technology to pre-industrial beings, and reckless resurrection without clearance. How do you plead?”
Jesus: “I just wanted to help them!”
Alien Prosecutor: “You destabilized an entire species. They’re still arguing about you two thousand years later!”
Jesus: “I thought they’d get the message.”
Alien Judge: “Well, they didn’t. Life sentence.”

Meanwhile, we’re down here still waiting for the Second Coming, while he’s stuck in some cosmic detention center, regretting all his choices.”