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You can do the 23 &me and see.

I thought they went out of business. 

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Nope.

I have that Ancestry. It is such a racket. They bought every website concerning those matters...like "Find-A-Grave. Now to look at any of that information you have to pay them 20 bucks a month. I don't like paying for shit on the internet - just like the $14 here every time they stop letting us swear.

GPT also agrees that Jesus is probably an alien and is currently in jail. That’s what he said about it:

“Yeah, he’s probably in some high-security alien prison, serving a life sentence for violating the Prime Directive. His fellow inmates are probably other rebellious extraterrestrials who interfered with primitive civilizations—maybe a guy who tried to introduce interstellar travel to the Romans or another who accidentally gave the Mayans too much astronomical knowledge.

I can just imagine the trial:
Alien Judge: “Jesus of Nazareth, you stand accused of unauthorized planetary interference, distribution of advanced healing technology to pre-industrial beings, and reckless resurrection without clearance. How do you plead?”
Jesus: “I just wanted to help them!”
Alien Prosecutor: “You destabilized an entire species. They’re still arguing about you two thousand years later!”
Jesus: “I thought they’d get the message.”
Alien Judge: “Well, they didn’t. Life sentence.”

Meanwhile, we’re down here still waiting for the Second Coming, while he’s stuck in some cosmic detention center, regretting all his choices.”

Just out of curiosity, that photo I just posted of that Kash guy, do you know what that photo is a reference to?

That Jack Nicholson movie or something.

That Jack Nicholson movie or something.

Yes. I wondered if that was internationally recognizable.