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I never did finish that fireplace. It's only been 18 years though. No rush.

I bought a auto-levelling 2-axis  green rotary laser for $90 from Wuhan and it's every bit as good as the $900 Dewalt. I didn't need it...but again...a green laser. I used it as a prop. I just would turn it on when customers were around to make myself look space-age. In reality, I was always just guessing and eyeballing shit.

I bought a auto-levelling 2-axis  green rotary laser for $90 from Wuhan and it's every bit as good as the $900 Dewalt. I didn't need it...but again...a green laser. I used it as a prop. I just would turn it on when customers were around to make myself look space-age. In reality, I was always just guessing and eyeballing shit.

  That's why I'd  prefer not to go to war with these guys.

I don’t really keep up with world events unless it’s totally sensationalistic. I don’t have cable.

Fck I hate hunting season. I know there's people out there at weird hours. It's creepy. There is no way to rationalize that. It's not cheaper. It's not healthier. It's disgusting, unnecessary, theatrical bullshit on the same spectrum as that cigar and martini schtick that was floating around. Those things are covered in ticks and lice, their diet is 90% roundup and that Timothy McViegh shit. And the prize for freezing your ass off while trespassing with a gun and a hangover? A giant dead animal. The whole things is absurd. I'd way rather there were wolves and mountain lions attending to that and be spared the dipshit little camouflage tents that are way way too close to my imperial borders.

I'm sure these humps aren't allowed to use rifles.  All that screwing around for one of those mangy deer like it's the second coming of Christ. First off, I'd never in my life eat frozen meat. I don't know what else you do with those things. The whole matter of hunting is a pain in my ass because I actually do and have owned the land that every hillbilly in an orange hat and his brother think they have a right to utilize as their own private safari land. It was worse when I owned the cornfield next door but now they ring my doorbell at 6 in the morning to ask me if they can chase a bloody deer onto my property. My thought is....you already parked in my driveway, motherfucker, why ring my doorbell on top of it?
I wouldn't eat that shit if you put a gun to my head.

I'm up wandering around outside in my pajamas at 4 -5 in the morning like an escaped mental patient. Having hunters out there's going to make it weird.

I'm up wandering around outside in my pajamas at 4 -5 in the morning like an escaped mental patient. Having hunters out there's going to make it weird.

I might, maybe, be able to get out this year.  Already have permission to hunt a new bit of land and have scouted it.  Someone else is hunting there though, without permission.  The landowner was not amused, the trespasser's stand is now missing parts.